Nov 28
Woahz.
I liike tonigh. Home alonem./. nakedd. durnk (ISH).
AAAAAAAAAND BUSCUITS/.
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Nov 1
My Mario Kart shame...
As I write this, I'm currently getting pinned up against the wall by Troy. That bastard. In my defence, he's using hax bike, and is only just beating me each time xD
regardless, I must now quit Mario Kart and go live on top of a mountain somewhere, to concentrate my mind, body and soul onto what is truly important in life.
Beating TROY.
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Oct 28
I'm no longer perfectly content.
Fnarr.
My head feels like it's about to explode. I'm leaking out of every orophis. My eyes feel like they're made of FIRE.
Oh, and I LOST MY FAVOURITE T-SHIRT.
How the hell do you lose a t-shirt?! It's not like you just take it off in random places and forget to put it back on again... Well.. Yeah, but not with this one!
I'm bummed out. Someone gimme some lovin.
Once I get better of course. I wouldn't want you to catch my MAN FLU.
Hey there's a question... can MAN FLU be sexually transmitted?
TNZ, I promise I shall bring you the answer to this and more.
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Oct 24
I'm perfectly content.
Right now, I'm just chilling. Got the heavy metal version of the Mario theme tune blasting out of my speakers, with Midnas Lament (Midna's desperate hour for all you Americans) ready to go, and a 3 more cans of beer in the fridge.
I just wanted to let you all know that I'm happy.
And slightly drunk.
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Oct 21
Oh wow, my very first blog entry!
How exciting this must be for you all!
So yeah... Wanna hear about my week? I guess weekly updates would be easier than daily ones. Not a lot happens to me.
But here we go. Basically, worked, went to a party, and came back with various stories which will keep me entertained for a while.
Let me ragail you. We all decided that it would be a great idea if we tried to front flip off a table. One of my friends who tried it slipped up, and hurt his ankle quite badly. Being the nice, caring friends we are, we decided there was only one thing to do.
Urinate on him.
Due to the fact he couldn't move too fast thanks to his ankle, and his drunken state, he looked like he had... well, he looked like he'd been pissed on by 10 drunk young men. Which is quite true.
Oh yeah, I also took a dump on my friends lawn.
And thus ends my blog. Tune in next week for my next TALE OF AWESOME.
EDIT: turns out it's this very same persons birthday in a few weeks. He has a history of getting it awwwwwn with fat chicks, and so we've decided to do him a favour, and hire out an average sized "lady of the night"
I bet y'all can't WAIT for that blog entry..
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10:55 PM Feb 7